A priest and a shepherd in Australia met up during the TV quiz show. The last task was to write a short poem in 5 minutes using a word: "Timbuktoo". The contestants think deeply for 5 minutes and the priest presents his poem:
I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktoo.
Everyone is excited and happy and applauding. And then Australian shepherd enters the stage and starts saying:
When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two.